ecco a voi l'ennesima clash of the titans: marco infussi vs marshall amps plc. visto che ho una fender stratocaster, e non posso permettermi un amplificatore, ho provato a farmene regalare uno direttamente da marshall. e per l'ennesima volta è confermata la regola della grande multinazionale di successo: hanno le tasche saldate con piastre di titanio! mai che scucissero un solo regalo extra, son proprio finiti i tempi in cui gli esseri umani provavano un qualche genere di sentimento nei confronti di altri esseri umani. qui siamo davanti a segretarie, uffici stampa, stanze ovali, fatte di caldissimo acciaio inossidabile. complimenti anche alla marshall, cade un'altro mito. ma almeno loro m'han risposto...
to: marshall amplification plc denbigh road, bletchley, milton keynes, mk1 1dq, england
object: new wallpapers for marshall’s website
first of all, jim marshall and his enterprise deserves all my esteem, for the amazing products that brings to my family from two generations.
surfing in your website's "extras" section, i have found that it is less complete compared with the rest of your website, that is always full of useful contents.
my idea was to create for you some wallpapers, so every web-surfer can be satisfied when asking for a "souvenir" from your virtual-southall garage.
i'm an italian boy, aged 22, that studies engineering in rome (nearly graduated!). i have worked for many years in arts, graphics and advertising, and i think that is essential take care of every potential customer, aim that your enterprise achieves perfectly (also with some aid given by the mith that flutters around the associations "music-guitar-marshall amplifiers"!).
my little "made in italy advertising campaign" is composed by 21 desktop wallpapers, and includes parts of your website (that i have downloaded and composed) and some original photos and graphics, achieved by me for the occasion.
considering that i work as a professional, and within six months i will also be an engineer, i suggest an exchange:
my wallpapers (valued €20 each one = €420),
to exchange with one marshall mg50dfx (€330.58) / mg30dfx (€184.52) amplifier,
or with a kit of marshall effects pedals (€59.75 * 5 = €298.75 or €59.75 * 4 + €65.05 = €304.05) - (in order, i need "supervibe", "edward the compressor", "bluesbreaker II", "guv'nor", "vibratrem" and "the jackhammer"...!).
or an mg30dfx + 2/3 effects pedals (€184.52 + €65.05 + €59.75 = €309.32 )
my request moves from these considerations:
- i believe that my suggestion can be interesting for you; consider that the first website-engineering rule is: "what i can download for free from this website?". visitors desperately look for sections named "download" or "free-stuff": so a lot of clicks go, on your website, on the "extras" icon!
- i can't found an authorized dealer in the place where i live, so i'm not able to get marshall's products that i like
- i own a fender stratocaster, and i can't imagine it with a non-marshall amplifier
- moreover a lot of web-surfers look for wallpapers: also i have downloaded the two avalaible files, but... what a disappointment!
- at last, i have created some professional advertising and web-contents for you, suggesting a profitable exchange, so you can substitute the wallpapers that are actually on-line: they are ugly!
i'm waiting for an answer, also negative: but absolutely answer me, i can't tolerate that the same jim marshall i know snobs his customers. so... an email does not cost anything!
i send you the cd-rom via ordinary-mail, with all the graphic files in .jpg, with various resolution provided. my address is:
with my best regards,
marco infussi
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Marco,
Thank you for you letter and enclosed CD, I have looked at your images and although very inspiring I am afraid to say that we will not be using any of them within our web site.
We always appreciate any comments regarding our web site, good or bad, that is why we have included the feedback option.
May I take this opportunity to wish you every success in the future.
Let me know if you require the return of your CD.
Regards
Jonathan Ellery
Director (IT)
T : +44 (0)1908 375411
F : +44 (0)1908 376118
E : jellery@marshallamps.com
W : www.marshallamps.com
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dear jonathan ellery,
i have to thank you for this answer, it cheers me up.
i have simply tried to obtain something that i will never succeed to buy, with the resources i have.
here in rome life is hard, and it's difficult to make the ends meet. but i keep on trying to find a bit of happiness, i'm thick skinned.
for example playing music with my friends makes me happy. so, i have worked with this hope.
but if you really like my wallpapers, i authorize you (marshall amplification plc) in using any of them within your web site. in any case, now i have nothing to do with them.
handle my wallpapers like a gift from italy, like any other file that any other user sends you for marshall's web-site. i want no remunerations. to avoid any misunderstanding, i can subscribe this declaration and send it via ordinary mail.
the cd i have sent is yours, i'll give it to you as a lucky mascot, like a latin "memento".
with my best regards,
marco infussi
post scriptum: mi dica: lei al posto mio, non ci avrebbe provato?
if this was an useful article, please help hirudo:holter getting out of trouble. [piko!] asks you only two or three more clicks: choose some of the ads in the right sidebar and visit them. [piko!] will be grateful.
se questo articolo ti è stato utile, sostieni hirudo:holter. [piko!] ti chiede solo due o tre click: visita un paio delle pubblicità che trovi nella barra laterale. [piko!] ringrazia.
vi parla [piko!], gestore tronico. lei non può commentare, così ho deciso in maniera insindacabile.
[piko!] ti ringrazia per esser arrivato fin quaggiù, la strada era lunga.
se non sai cosa fare, puoi visitare l'archivio o la galleria fotografica relativa ad hirudo:holter. oppure tornartene alla pagina iniziale del sito per vedere cosa bolle in pentola.
your attention makes [piko!] happy: there was a long way from the top of the page!
if you don't know what to do, try our archives or the photogallery from hirudo:holter. or you can click back to the global home page to see what's going on now on amolenuvolette.it.
steal all of this, steal my code, steal my graphics. use it to feel better.
this is copyrighted so you can really steal it.
eventually you will find some crap-pieces of code like "don't right-click" in my escaped! maze. this was only because if you read source code there's no play in gettin out of the maze, cheating about the right place to click.
so, uh: i'm a media pirate. i am a native in the media landscape.
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ciao! marco infussi here, ready to serve you.
this is my personal notepad: i paste here all the stuff i am thinking about and working on, plus some weirdo and doodles.
if you are looking for serious work and official stuff, this is the wrong place.
amolenuvolette.it is such a disordered waste-bin, with something like 25+gbytes of stuff to browse.
here is a map to understand where you are...
trust me: it will be useful!
La pubblicità ha rotto le scatole, quindi non è più consentita.
hirudo:holter is technically based on some concepts:
a) a purposedly verbose interface
b) little isometric designs and typographical cameos
c) a fictitious character, website's engine [piko!], insulting the reader
but, what does hirudo mean? how about holter?! and what's the hidden message?
more about hirudo:holter...
InValid XHTML 1.0 / CSS
[piko!] scan rileva 357 utenti on line, tra i quali 316 + 1 cercano inutilmente di nascondersi nelle ultime file. forza, venite al primo banco per l'esame.
22/11/2024 @ 23:02:07
che velocità... [piko!] engine ha prontamente eseguito questo script in soli 54 ms
this section contains all the things that made my life what it is.
songs, books, films, artworks, fonts i love, written as lists.
read more...
questa funzione è talmente obsoleta che non ho più voglia di aggiustarla.
questa versione di hirudo:holter è in effetti chiusa al 31 dicembre 2011.
Due cose sono infinite: l’universo e la stupidità umana, ma riguardo l’universo ho ancora dei dubbi.
piko!
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